Friday, November 29, 2013

Heartburn



     It wasn't the deep-fried turkey that did it. Nor was it the cornbread stuffing, potatoes or gravy. And the pecan rugelach and chocolates went down easily enough. But afterward, when the feasting was over and the dishes were washed, as she battled the electric powers of young superheroes Flash and Misty in the basement, it suddenly occurred to her: Tentacle Woman needs a Tums.

illustration by Omar Rayyan  

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Plenitude


     I won't be chasing turkeys this year. I won't be washing, brining, stuffing or roasting any either. My hands smell of clementines and cinnamon instead of garlic, sage and rosemary. I was not up late last night pressing linens or setting tables. I made sweet rolls for breakfast this morning.

     Our daughter and son-in-law are hosting Thanksgiving in their home this year. On the menu is a turkey for the deep fryer and a turkey for the oven. We will have more than enough for our Thanksgiving feast. The Giver of all good things has been good to us.   

     We are deeply grateful for our plenitude.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Color Me Autumn


   
   
     My favorite color is green. Definitely and irrevocably green. Many years ago, when I asked my husband what his favorite color was he said it was autumn. I like this guy who thinks outside the crayon box.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Lone Leaf


     This lonely birch leaf, loosed by the rain and launched by the wind, settled on the skylight of my bathroom window to watch me brush my teeth.


     Leaves live so briefly and in such crowded company they do not understand the notions of personal space or privacy.

Monday, November 4, 2013

Nettled



     My mother took a botany class in college and became a self-styled naturalist. After we had all left home and started families of our own, she became a docent for the Snake Lake Nature Center. Mom enjoyed taking her grandchildren on walks around the lake, pointing out wildlife and teaching them the names of plants. She often quoted the old adage: leaves of three leave them be, to warn us away from poison ivy, and taught us how to identify deadly nightshade.

     One day as she was leading two of my nephews along a path through the wooded wetlands, she plucked a leaf from a plant, popped it in her mouth and began to chew. “Nettles,” she announced happily, “you can eat nettles.” Then her expression suddenly changed to one of growing alarm. “Wait…mah tong ith goin num!” Poor Mom, either she didn’t know or had forgotten that, while stinging nettles are edible, they must first be cooked or soaked in water in order to remove the plant chemical that makes them sting.

We miss our Mom.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Under the Bed



     It was all because of something she had read in the Bible…words about common dust. Not the kind of grit people in the old stories piled on their heads when they were sad or bad or mad; but the kind the Almighty first scraped together in his muscular hands, and then blew on with his everlasting breath to make a man.

     For you are of dust, and to dust you shall return…

     But I was only four and too little to understand the connection when, one day while she was cleaning the house, Mama looked under my bed and declared, “Mercy, there’s someone either coming or going under here!”

     Like most children, I had my suspicions, but now Mama had confirmed it: those same dust balls that grew mysteriously under my bed when I wasn’t looking would keep on growing into fearful, inhuman creatures with dusty hands, dusty fingers, and dusty claws that could reach out and grab my ankles as I climbed into bed at night. No nightmare in the closet could compare to the one I now believed was lurking beneath my bed. I soon began catapulting myself across the room and into bed like a young pole-vaulter in training. Step, step, stride—and than a long shivering leap into the middle of the mattress. Even then, I didn't feel completely safe.

     When I stayed in my sister’s guesthouse recently, I returned to the cottage every night after dark. Before washing up and changing into my pajamas I opened the shower door, the cleaning cupboard, and the clothes closet to make sure I was alone. Last of all I kneeled down on the carpet to check under the bed. Odd. I never do that at home.

     "The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle."

                                                                  ~ Stephen King ~

Bible quote from Genesis 3:19

Monday, October 28, 2013

October Country



     “That country where it is always turning late in the year. That country where the hills are fog and the rivers are mist; where noons go quickly, dusks and twilights linger, and midnights stay. That country composed in the main of cellars, sub-cellars, coal-bins, closets, attics, and pantries faced away from the sun. That country whose people are autumn people, thinking only autumn thoughts. Whose people passing at night on the empty walks sound like rain." 

                                                                      ~ Ray Bradbury ~
art by John Atkinson Grimshaw